TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT

Posted by Towser - September 18, 2012 - Updates
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This is truly a landmark day for The Tales. Towser is posting todays offfering from his recently purchased I Pad. Towser is getting to grips with the new contraption and has already downloaded Skygo and the scrabble app in preparation for next week’s holiday north of the wall. It seems to operate as it should [...]

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WIPE OUT

Posted by Towser - September 12, 2012 - Updates
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What a time it has been since Towser was last able to publish any news for the loyal readers from the Land of Zonk. The worst news first and that is Towser has wiped all the data from his laptop after a mistaken session of button pressing. On return from its annual service the said [...]

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NOGSY ON THE FROG AND TOAD

Posted by Towser - September 6, 2012 - Updates
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Lo and behold the moment Towser tips up the Murray Boy he plays rope a dope against Lopez. How he came through that one I don’t know but last night’s result was perhaps even more incredible as in Marin Cilic he was up against a much better player. At 1-5 in the second set, having [...]

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THE BIG APPLE- OH YES

Posted by Towser - August 31, 2012 - Updates
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The Tales should start to flow again now that Towser has returned from his excursion north of The Wall. It was an excellent break with lots to take in especially the new recruits to the Arlary stable of Scu and the mighty Elvie. Most imports from the Irish point to point field and there are [...]

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TOWSER DEFEATED

Posted by Towser - August 24, 2012 - Updates
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The golfing week in Dornoch has come to an end with defeat this morning for Towser in the round of the last 16. It was a galling loss at the nineteenth hole when a poor drive left the ball in a practically unplayable position. Towser proceeded to execute an air shot after which he immediately [...]

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SHUSH. ANYONE HEAR A BLUENOSE?

Posted by Towser - August 22, 2012 - Updates
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There has been a long silence from Towser due to inaccessibility north of The Wall. I am in the middle of my annual trip to Dornoch and life here is as usual very haphazard. Due to my handicap rising to 8.8 I have had to peg up for the first time ever in the high [...]

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MAGIC MO MENTS

Posted by Towser - August 12, 2012 - Updates
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On top of the Olympic cake we have the cherry supplied by Mo Farah. To take out both the long distance track events is something extra special and even Towser has to concede that Mo can challenge Wiggy for the Sports Personality of the Year Award. His performance last night was faultless and if the [...]

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GOLDEN GIRLS

Posted by Towser - August 10, 2012 - Updates
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On a blazing hot afternoon in Greenwich the Hackney bint Charlotte Dujardin claimed gold amid the euphoria of the horsey set. Thankfully Painee was able to muster and hummed along to the Great Escape whilst Fots and her chums were inevitably brought to tears. Towser thought our girl to be slightly fortunate as she clearly [...]

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PIAFFE FOR PAINEE

Posted by Towser - August 9, 2012 - Updates
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No Tales for a few days as Towser has had a rather busy schedule. It was golf on Monday with the Kingmeister, Painee and Fairway Bob at Marlborough. The Jim Old dy has been a fixture for many years and on Monday we enjoyed the course as usual. Not in the shake up as Fallon [...]

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MO CONTEST

Posted by Towser - August 5, 2012 - Updates
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We now have the Olympic euphoria taking complete control of the nation. There has never been a more thrilling day in British sport than yesterday and the climax in the stadium was simply fantastic. The rowers and the riders were kind of expected to produce medals but the athletes find it much tougher. Jess did [...]

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